Thursday, May 29, 2008

herlo.... it had been a long time i din touch my dusty blog hehehe.........

so how's everyone?? cool?? blur?? emo?? kaka nvm.......

Wei Hsin and Kang Wei ...... happy birthday man......... hehe i mean belated........ lolx...... sry i can't attend ur birthday party huh Wei Hsin i have some friends with me so i teman them la...... so so so sry........

on the same day eng wei[jo ee's cousin] and jo ee also there kakaka so no choise i have to teman them cause i called them out for a movie hehe........

monday....... kang wei's celebrating his birthday at ho ho's steemboat..... lolx we eat quick a lot ...... haha rm110+ per table.......... than go carrefour for snooker and ............ kof.... lolx king of fighter...... park ling darm small size but he know's everything lolx......... i mean play snooker and kof la...... kakaka.......... quick fun that day.......... at last mamak time...... we drink untill 11.30+ than everyone started to went home just left me edwin and yao joe...... yao joe stay and ta kei but me and edwin went home for tomorow's tuition...... {but we sleeped at 3.00 a.m in the morning and waked up at 6.00 a.m morning}

tuesday morning 6.00 a.m edwin wake me up but i 6.30 oni wake up...... darm tired ....... take a bath than called kok how that we are coming for jogging...... walao really make my day suck man.... tired morning tuition like shit although class darm nice......... feel like slping oni....... after sending edwin back i went home and slp like PIG ...... thanks to edwin choo eu cheng......... at night online till 12.30 slp at 1.30 because of the painness of my mouth ......T.T gonna cry out like nobody buissness...... lucky i didn't........

wednesday......... wake up at 9.30 late for my jogging program.......... sry kok how..... haha nvm than i went to bukit jalil club for Gym and swimming....... just who i saw?? kit meng and his girl friend ohh how sweet...... both of them in the pool darm pai seh..... lolx...... nvm after went home have a nap than went for ekonomi tuition........ after tuition went jogging again ........ walao i jog darm far man yesterday....... i jogged to saxon....... around hang yew's house...... i jogged to pasar pagi there than passed by Y.Q house than jogged to hotel seri petaling than to petaling skul than i oni jogged home and suprisingly i didn't stop...... thanks to edwin ......... ehh when i jogging my brain is having a nightmare....... edwin's angry face ........ lolx..... sry bout that edwin......

finally today....... ahh waked up at 10.... watch t.v ...... take my shower......... pack my thing go tuition....... 6.30 went home dinner ..... after that have some fresh carrot .... green apple ...... cubcumber ........ fruit drink......... darm sweet ...... and healthy....... lolx..... updating my dusty blog...... and shut cliff mouth lolx.......

miss ya always cliff........ anyway take k ....... will go there "SOON" lolx..... maybe next year after my stupid SPM result kakaka........ anyway god bless you......

i'm real happy with my 3 days program..... lolx...... god bless all of u......

Sunday, May 18, 2008

FunnY

An Arabian got interviewed by an US reporter.

US : What’s your name?
Arabian : Abu Aziz
US : Sex?
Arabian : 6 times a week.
US : nono.. i meant male or female.
Arabian : It doesn’t matter, sometimes even camels.
US : Holy cow!!
Arabian : yes yes, cows, dogs, cats..all kinds of animals will do.
US : Oh dear…
Arabian : Ohh, deers are too fast, i can’t catch them up.
US : Oh my God..
Arabian : yea.. I wanted to try but the priest stopped me.
US : Crap…
Arabian : Oh come on, how can i do it with a crab?
US : *stressed* !@$#. Done,thanks.
Arabian : !@#$, bye!

funny ya

so it really been a long time i din update here........ exams..... life problem....... health problem.......... time problem ........ everything problem.......... money........sports.......... i believe in this world most of them had at least one problem.........

exams ..... ths mid-term i feel that i can pass every subject accept sejarah b.m moral and science.......... but it turned around....... everything gone wrong...... add math fail although i have tips.......... ak i have a very good teacher i have those tips everything had learn before but i open the test paper everything gone blank......... english........ o.k o.k still boleh tahan........ other subjects aii yoh yoh........ i'm really a nuts man...... a fail-er.......... a give upper............. ahhh i want to be good in my accademy but how?? i study hard in this exam but turn up???? i fail all of them i mean almost all of them ......... english essay i write wrong things maybe fail too...... i had a darm feeling that in this exam my result is like shit........ ahh stop bout exam start a new topic ya.......

so life problem....... i had a serious problem with my back bone here........ it is very pain in some time....... when i go for basketball......... football swimming........sports darm pain....... and my lung had some problem too........ when i jog i speed the nerve some where at my lung suddenlly pain man....... it really scare me........... hope that these problem will lost when i have my self slim.........

basketball....... all my skill had decrease........ everything gone suck......... drum......... studies.......... ahhh who can really help me in this world man.......... ahh.............. conversation...... hey zheng hong wats ur ambition after form 5?? i answered..... erm pilot i think ??! huh pilot?? ur studies must be very good huh?? WTF i dun think so man............

everything dream on man ZHENG HONG ....... u cannot be a success guy man.............


Monday, May 12, 2008

peom peom

Mat Rempit's Poem..(Ham sap>o<)

Attention!! This poem i get from Fazly 1..

its quite funny and creative..

so i share with u guys this! Enjoy!xD


Mat Rempit is damn guai lan,
he modifies a small kenderaan,
drive his awek to see cendawan,
and she will ask,”What do you want??”

“Your buah dada is so menggodakan.”
“And I don’t want to be your kawan.”
“I want to be your special one.”
“And fuck you everyday like no kawalan.”

The awek has got no pilihan,
she has to take off all her pakaian,
and start the adult mia permainan,
that is how she lost her kesucian.

First time she feels a little kesakitan,
and screams out loud for pertolongan,
later she asks for mau tambahan,
hopes that Mat Rempit will teruskan.

Mat Rempit says got perubahan,
he goes and gets a peralatan,
and calls all his kawan-kawan,
says this will be a lot more fun.

P/s: That Mat Rempit so jahat >.<

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What a Nice Poem....

Malaysia semua babi,

Our government is so lousy,

Make the college become no quality,

Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university,

They never gave a choice for me,

Because no money cannot study overseas,

So I always feel so pity.

Every college is greedy,

Sini sana all need money,

When pocket kosong our perut noisy,

I am poor because they suck my money.

Exam questions full of difficulty,

It has one reason only,

Which is to earn more money,

Because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always so aksi,

They did wrong never say sorry,

Before asking please show your money,

Otherwise they won't be happy,

We pay their salary still make us angry,

That's why I wanna study hard to earn more and more money.

Tiap-tiap hari feel so lazy,

Never try to wake up early,

Always hope college sekarang cuti,

Everyday go class feel sleepy,

Lecturer always scold me lazy.

Do assignment just like to copy,

Before the finals just feel worry,

Every night study until crazy,

Because scared got scolded by mummy.

Why my class always none pretty,

Those elephants always show me how she's sexy,

The monsters wanna treat me nicely,

Like that I better mati.

My looks are **** ugly,

Saya mari girl girl lari,

Everyday date them they sure say busy,

Semua orang tak ada hati,

Make me always so lonely,

Only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully,

Maybe I am really so lousy,

Although knife people is so happy,

But I am always unlucky,

Kena headshot easily,

After mati still mati.

long long time......

these days i'm busying with my exam tuition and importantly slp haha...... so i'll update my blog when i'm free...... ju liang stay strong man.......