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Mat Rempit's Poem..(Ham sap>o<)

Attention!! This poem i get from Fazly 1..

its quite funny and creative..

so i share with u guys this! Enjoy!xD

Mat Rempit is damn guai lan,
he modifies a small kenderaan,
drive his awek to see cendawan,
and she will ask,”What do you want??”

“Your buah dada is so menggodakan.”
“And I don’t want to be your kawan.”
“I want to be your special one.”
“And fuck you everyday like no kawalan.”

The awek has got no pilihan,
she has to take off all her pakaian,
and start the adult mia permainan,
that is how she lost her kesucian.

First time she feels a little kesakitan,
and screams out loud for pertolongan,
later she asks for mau tambahan,
hopes that Mat Rempit will teruskan.

Mat Rempit says got perubahan,
he goes and gets a peralatan,
and calls all his kawan-kawan,
says this will be a lot more fun.

P/s: That Mat Rempit so jahat >.<

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What a Nice Poem....

Malaysia semua babi,

Our government is so lousy,

Make the college become no quality,

Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university,

They never gave a choice for me,

Because no money cannot study overseas,

So I always feel so pity.

Every college is greedy,

Sini sana all need money,

When pocket kosong our perut noisy,

I am poor because they suck my money.

Exam questions full of difficulty,

It has one reason only,

Which is to earn more money,

Because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always so aksi,

They did wrong never say sorry,

Before asking please show your money,

Otherwise they won't be happy,

We pay their salary still make us angry,

That's why I wanna study hard to earn more and more money.

Tiap-tiap hari feel so lazy,

Never try to wake up early,

Always hope college sekarang cuti,

Everyday go class feel sleepy,

Lecturer always scold me lazy.

Do assignment just like to copy,

Before the finals just feel worry,

Every night study until crazy,

Because scared got scolded by mummy.

Why my class always none pretty,

Those elephants always show me how she's sexy,

The monsters wanna treat me nicely,

Like that I better mati.

My looks are **** ugly,

Saya mari girl girl lari,

Everyday date them they sure say busy,

Semua orang tak ada hati,

Make me always so lonely,

Only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully,

Maybe I am really so lousy,

Although knife people is so happy,

But I am always unlucky,

Kena headshot easily,

After mati still mati.