Friday, July 31, 2009

M4l4y-SION

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?


1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other,?that one?NO COMPLAINT.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Are they 'NUT's !!!!!!!!!!

Until now i also cannot understand why sejarah keep staying beside me.... it is like my partner .... dude.... sejarah make me sick.... need to have this knowledge for?? automotive need sejarah malaysia for what???? when people's car break down u tell people about election?? what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

T.T

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.... AND I MEAN IT......

THE FAKE WORD FROM MY MOUTH YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN IT , BUT SITUATION FORCE ME TO SAY THAT ....

AS LONG I'M STILL BREATHING I'LL CONTINUE GOING AFTER YOU....

END OF THE DAY WHAT I WOULD SAY IS

I LOVE YOU...

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

motivation

a narrow win .... first match KL-18 i played the suckest game in my freaking life.....

motivation from coach :
don't ever think who is he or she ,
don't think he or she is better than you ,
don't put them first before you ,
put yourself first before them ,
be yourself ,
do your best to defeat them .

Saturday, July 4, 2009

movie + club

o.k Friday night , after worship practice i went movie with my friend... ya just both of us....

than some of my college friend is at Asia cafe.... well i cannot manage to join them there so i join them in club..... BARCELONA....

thats really my first time heading into a club...

well be4 that we [me and my friend]watched transformer.....thank you for accompany me for the whole night...

*God cre8 us in his image , you must be wonder who cre8 this thing!!!*

transformer is the best movie of all .... for now....^^

after movie i went down to club[with my college friends].... hot chicks everywhere in the club .... but they are real wild girls.... damn sad most of the chicks there smoking... well cannot wait for the next time to go again......

dance out everything u got!!!!!!

TaTa....

Posted by : Zh3nG h0n9 [feel like watching it again]
honestly i damn sad....

the reason is she wasted aroung quater of the big filet fish and i can't help her to finish it..... hehe^^

cause i ate with ben , voon , piing , yilinie , faithie , li yin before i have a tea-time with eng wei.....lolx....

well hopefully i can help u on with some of your food hehe^^

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

legendary moonwalker a.k.a MJ







his talent and skill is always here... rest in peace 'king of POP'